OCD Handbook - Rules #2 & 3 The Toilet Seat Rules

This probably should have been rule #1 actually, but I guess I'm just ordering them in the order that they come to mind...

The next rule of my personal OCD handbook is:

#2. When you lift/put down a toilet lid/seat... wear shoes and use your feet to lift. Its all in the knees. Don't use your hands, this time we know where that lid has been!

#3. Don't sit on a public/mystery toilet. I would rather hold it for 3 days... or until I get home. Don't believe me? Ask Krista, when I first came to live with her family, I held it in for like 3 days until I was comfortable with my new surroundings. That's the price you pay when you have OCD.

Ok, hopefully these are the only rules about toilets...